So Rob bought this ginormous Ferrero Rocher Chocolate that's just been daring him to purchase it for the last month or so! Can you imagine such a big ball full of chocolate? We couldn't wait to unwrap it and see what it was all about! How shiny golden the wrapper, how warm and heavy the ball. Such hopes and dreams were never brought forth as they were with this benign little package.
Rob removed the cover slowly and delicately, this was not a processed to be rushed!! The crowd (namely me) watched breathlessly! A plastic shell was revealed under which beat a heart of solid, lustrous chocolate!! Look at the size of that thing!! And all those little bits sprinkled about in it's creamy skin? Why those would be cheeky pieces of hazelnut there to only enhance the majesty of this confection! Isn't it magnificent? If you'd like to take a moment of silent worship, you may!
But OH NO!!! What is this?!?! How can it be?!?!
Rob cut the bonbon ball in half only to find out.... IT WAS HOLLOW!!!
Weep! Weep with me little ones! Such cruel false promises!!! A consumer was mislead into thinking they'd get more value for money than they did, who has heard of such a thing?!
Oh Ferrero Rocher, we trusted you!!!!
Well any way such is life, want a piece?
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